What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
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she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
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After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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