I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Sorry my hands just texted you
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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