Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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