he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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