operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
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Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
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I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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