you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
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He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
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I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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