Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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