At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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