I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
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go home
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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