Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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