STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Randomize
