girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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