is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
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And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
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Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
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