Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
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He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
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he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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