Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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