i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
Randomize
