Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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