to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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