its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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