help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
We left the knife in your bed.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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