There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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