It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Houston, we have a blender
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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