Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
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