i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
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ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
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Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
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