i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Randomize
