Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
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Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
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I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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