**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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