How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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