Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I need a hoe opinion
go on
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Randomize
