My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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