I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
love makes seman taste better
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
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do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
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true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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