How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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