When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
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She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
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So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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