did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
it's like iHOP with fire
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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