what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
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I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
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I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Why are your pants in the freezer?
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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