please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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