where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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