in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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