bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
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One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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