She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
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