I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
My vagina is officially offended.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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