His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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