I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
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He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
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I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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