Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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