living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
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Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
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I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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