The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
