there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
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Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
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"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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