I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
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Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
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nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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