Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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