shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
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I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
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I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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