You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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