On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
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I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
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judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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