took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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