I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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