Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
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So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
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Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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